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CHL Power Rankings
Week 4 · Standard · 10/21/2026
Utah is an absolute offensive juggernaut, leading the league with a staggering 7.56 goals per game and an impeccable 8-1-0 record. Their dominance in puck possession and point production makes them the clear standard for excellence in the CHL.
The Kraken continue to play a disciplined, high-IQ game, boasting a solid 56.7 faceoff percentage that keeps them competitive in every matchup. While their goal differential is slim, their ability to remain in the win column shows elite consistency and poise.
Detroit is putting up decent numbers, but maybe try hitting someone once in a while instead of just watching your plus-minus inflate. You're winning enough to stay relevant, but don't get too comfortable in the top half.
Minnesota plays a suffocating style that keeps them in the hunt, though their low shot volume is starting to look like a desperate cry for offensive help. You’re holding serve, but barely.
Anaheim's goaltending is single-handedly masking a faceoff percentage that’s frankly embarrassing for a professional team. If you could actually win a draw, you might not have to block fourteen shots a night just to survive.
San Jose is basically a glorified beer league squad that forgets to show up in the third period. Enjoy your little winning streak from last week, because that slide you're currently on is looking real damn familiar.
Buffalo, your offense is so pathetic it makes a graveyard look like a party, and that minus-40 plus-minus stat is just pure comedy. Maybe stop handing the puck over and try shooting at the net for once, you absolute clowns.
Calgary is a collection of traffic cones masquerading as a hockey team, with a faceoff percentage so bad it’s borderline criminal. You aren't playing hockey; you're just taking up space and wasting everyone's time.
Washington’s goaltending is a fucking tragedy that leaks more goals than a screen door on a submarine. A minus-96 plus-minus? Go home, sell your gear, and stop embarrassing yourselves on league ice.
Vegas, you are a pathetic, talentless black hole of a franchise that couldn't score in a brothel with a fistful of cash. Your minus-155 plus-minus isn't just a stat; it's a testament to the fact that your entire roster is composed of absolute dogshit players who deserve to be relegated to the parking lot.